pandyssian:

OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED 

I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT

vintageprincess48:

enjolrizzle:

wiccanthropy:

consultivedetectiveintraining:

eternalpurgatoryofdestiel:

agehachou:

having crumbs in your bra is one of the worst feelings in the world

have you ever stepped in a puddle with your socks on?

Have you ever had the dark lord scar you and kill your parents when you were a baby

Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon

have you ever just wanted an oscar so bad

image

too far.
a-million-steps: Squat it dawg
southernstoner420: I bet this is this guy’s only talent. I’d be lying though if I said I wasn’t impressed.
littlekipper: this is my most favorite picture ever

petergatsbygreen:

forevercryingbecausemerlin:

GROW DINOSAURS

We literally have an entire trilogy of movies that explain why that is a bad idea.

to-love-my-skinandbones:

this killed me. XP

(Source: seriando)

itspoonanjimarsha:

people are a lot like birds because if you stab them theyll die

allthingshyper:

animeasuka:

WHY DID WE NEVER TALK ABOUT THIS

Jessica Rabbit is having none of your sexual assault

(Source: jacknicholson)

malijuanastyles:

All I do at school is watch all the girls pretend to be friends with each other

govinduhh:

can’t wait for titanic 4D when they actually flood the movie theater and people start drowning and they turn the air conditioning all the way down so it’s really like you’re a part of the movie